Friday, December 5, 2008

How to maintain a healthy level of insanity

So, I'm sure most of you have received this e-mail from friends, co-workers, family members, etc., but I felt it was blog worthy enough to post on the blog so here ya go! I hate that most of these words begin with capital letters, that bugs me, but I don't feel like correcting it. Oh well...
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


hoLLy said...

those were sooo funny. i had only heard a couple of them. i laughed when i imagined running out of the zoo like that. i wonder what people would think. and i wonder if people would believe it. that was be the best.

RD said...

I like #19.

-Melissa- said...

those are funny. I think I will try #10 next time we go out to eat.

Cindy Ben said...

Oh my goodness many of these have you done...j/k. It kinda reminded me of our HEB experience! That was crazy!

Patty said...

Those are sooo funny!! I'll have to share this with my friends at work.

Moon Devious said...

I like #19, and # 15....oh, heck, I like all of them.

swainsRus said...

HA! I love it! No matter how many times you hear these they are HILARIOUS!! What a picture! Aimee has sky dived before but I am well-grounded, as in my feet won't leave the ground for that! Not so much "well-grounded" as wussy but hey~ it works for me!